A well known and loved moustache. Famously put together with pizza and "It'sa mea, Mario!" Great for fancy dress, or to dress fancy.
The French
This moustache takes sophistication to a whole new level.Wear it with one of those tiny monocles, a top hat and a cane to pull the queen.
The Norwegian
A small and fat version of the French. Cute.
The Russian
Just look at the size of this 'stache. Seriously. If it grew a tiny bit more, you could fly to moon with it. Seriously.
The Brazilian
No. No this is NOT bald upper lip. It's like a pair of angel wings beneath your nose. Without the angel. Because with the Brazilian, YOU are the angel.
The Turkish
Big on one side, small on the other.
Like your brain.
The Canadian
The Canadian "Cop" moustache, because "Kissing a cop without a moustache is like eating eggs without bacon."
We all need bacon.
The Mexican
For that, "I'm gonna cut off all of your heads" look when you step onto a bus.
The German
This moustache has not been used since 19something when a certain someone *cough Hitler cough* ruined it for everyone. Let's bring it back.
The Indian
It's like a smaller, fatter version of the Canadian. It's up to you if you like it.
The Portuguese
V. Fancy times a million. Very classy. Almost as great as the French.
The Spanish
If you're going for the sexy look, the Spanish 'stache is the one for you!
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